***Advice for girls***
***Advice for girls, from a guy’s point of view***
We don't care if you talk to other guys
We don't care if you're friends with other guys
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us...yeah, it pisses us off
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2am in the morning we do get a little concerned
Nothing is that important at 2am that it can’t wait until the morning
When we tell you that you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/stunning, we freaking mean it
Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence
Don't be mad when we hold the door open
Take advantage of the mood we’re in
Let us pay for you. We don’t “feel bad”
We enjoy doing it
It's expected
Smile and say 'thank you’
Kiss us when no one's watching
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed
You don't have to get dressed up for us
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, or put on every kind of makeup you own
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are
Honestly, we think you look beautiful in your PJ’s, or wearing one of our t-shirts
Don't take everything we say seriously
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it
Don't get angry easily
Stop using magazines/media as your bible
Don't talk about how hot Patrick Dempsey, Brad Pitt, or Johnny Depp is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that
Whatever happened to the word ‘handsome’?
We'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted us with 'Hey handsome' instead of 'Hey baby/stud/cutie/sexy' or whatever else you can think of
If you want to hold our hand, gently bump into it a couple of times
When you want to cuddle with us, tell us that you're cold
During a movie, if we put our arm around you, tilt your head on our shoulder
When we're both laying under the stars, put your head on our chest and close your eyes as you listen to our steady heart beat
We cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honour your morals
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes, say ‘I love you’ and actually mean it
***Give the nice guys a chance***
We don't care if you talk to other guys
We don't care if you're friends with other guys
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us...yeah, it pisses us off
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2am in the morning we do get a little concerned
Nothing is that important at 2am that it can’t wait until the morning
When we tell you that you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/stunning, we freaking mean it
Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence
Don't be mad when we hold the door open
Take advantage of the mood we’re in
Let us pay for you. We don’t “feel bad”
We enjoy doing it
It's expected
Smile and say 'thank you’
Kiss us when no one's watching
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed
You don't have to get dressed up for us
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, or put on every kind of makeup you own
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are
Honestly, we think you look beautiful in your PJ’s, or wearing one of our t-shirts
Don't take everything we say seriously
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it
Don't get angry easily
Stop using magazines/media as your bible
Don't talk about how hot Patrick Dempsey, Brad Pitt, or Johnny Depp is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that
Whatever happened to the word ‘handsome’?
We'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted us with 'Hey handsome' instead of 'Hey baby/stud/cutie/sexy' or whatever else you can think of
If you want to hold our hand, gently bump into it a couple of times
When you want to cuddle with us, tell us that you're cold
During a movie, if we put our arm around you, tilt your head on our shoulder
When we're both laying under the stars, put your head on our chest and close your eyes as you listen to our steady heart beat
We cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honour your morals
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes, say ‘I love you’ and actually mean it
***Give the nice guys a chance***
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